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John Byrne
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Posted: 23 November 2007 at 1:22pm | IP Logged | 1  

My recent weight loss has left me with diminished fat tissue in places
where my aging skin cannot shrink fast enough to keep up. Translation:
turkey neck. Yuck!

Well, I mentioned this to a female friend who is a sales director for Loriel,
and yesterday she presented me with a couple of skin cream products she
assures me will take care of the problem in about two weeks. Mind you, I
will then be committed to using the stuff pretty much forever.

Okay. But if any of you hear about me getting my nails done, or
contemplating hair plugs, come shoot me!!!



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Peillon Lionel
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 Your nails done...hair plugs...I want a photo !!!!
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Patrick Clarke
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Ha Ha!

Make sure you look at the side effects of that stuff, it may take away the turkey neck, but it might cause weight gain or EXPLOSIVE diarrhea! j/k ;)

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Marc Baptiste
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John, sweetie, it's LOREAL! (smile)
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Chuck Wells
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So what products did the lady recommend?
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Steve Garcia
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John Byrne::
Okay. But if any of you hear about me getting my nails done, or
contemplating hair plugs, come shoot me!!!

Don't think we wont.

Come to think of it, I cant think of anything MORE frightening than a destroyer of worlds polishing his toenails!

>:)

Good luck with the treatment. Let us know how it works..In a few years, I may need to hit that up myself!


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John Byrne
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John, sweetie, it's LOREAL! (smile)

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You cannot imagine how glad I am not to know that!
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Michael Andrew Gonoude
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Hey, there's nothing wrong with a manicure, now and then; how often do you get such a perfect excuse to have an attractive young lady hold your hand, and your wife (or girlfriend) can't object? 

But, seriously, if they throw in a relaxing hand massage, it's a great experience, especially if you're an artist and work with your hands; it can relieve a lot of tension, and work out fingers that have cramped up from grasping a pen, pencil, or other implement for too long.



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Jim Muir
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Metrosexual is sooo last week, darling.

You're a Heteropolitan!
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Steve Garcia
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Michael Andrew Gonoude
"there's nothing wrong with a manicure, now and then..."

Yeah..but JB..Stay away from a bikini wax!
I did that one time, ONE and ONLY time. Made me not only feel like a chick but sound like a chick when you yank that off. (still brings tears to my eyes thinkin about it).

Perhaps I shouldn't have put after shave on it .
Sigh....The lessons you learn.


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Martinho Correia
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Photos, photos, photos....
Before and after. Lets see the products at work!
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Juan Jose Colin Arciniega
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Ahh...after a few weeks you'll fall in love with the feeling of your smooth neck, Mr. Byrne! ;)
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