| Posted: 01 December 2009 at 1:28pm | IP Logged | 6
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I always felt JB tastefully avoided any explicitness, but successfully alluded to the offstage unsavory activities (the way JB drew Barda, who could've blamed Superman, anyway). Ghad-DAMN! I coulda' sworn I bought The Wanderers for as long as it ran, but I'll be damned if I remember any dino-sex (velocirapture?). Must've completely blocked it out of my mind. Ass-tro Boy?!? Jeezus! Never liked that Ms. Marvel-rape storyline; glad she finally reamed out the World's Mightiest Pack of Assholes. The #1 pick reminds me of a joke about the rich woman with the world's biggest vagina; she holds a contest to find the man with the world's biggest penis (naturally). She narrows (?) it down to three individuals, and tells them to come back in a week, at which time she'll make her decision. The first contestant, not wanting to take any chances of losing, goes to this doctor who advertised guaranteed size increase with his experimental formula. He says, "Doc, ya gotta give me somethin' ta make my dick bigger!" The doctor hands him a bottle of pills and tells him, "Take one every day, and at the end of the week, you'll see results." The grateful guy thanks the doctor and leaves. The second contestant goes to the same doctor, who gives him a bottle and instructs him to take one pill per week, and he'll see results at the end of the month. He, too, thanks him and leaves. Of course, the third contestant makes his way to the same doctor, and receives a bottle of pills, and is cautioned to take one a month. He thanks him and leaves. The first one gets home, and thinks to himself, I'll take the whole bottle at once and speed up the process. The second thinks and does likewise. So does the third. A week later, they all converge at the lady's house, at which point she commands them to whip 'em out. Number one brandishes his "weapon", and she appraises it with a gasp. Number two unzips and it springs forth, and she is visibly staggered. Then she approaches Number three, who has not yet produced his member. Hands on hips, she impatiently demands, "Well?". He goes to th window, opens it, and , putting his fingers in his mouth, whistles and yells, "Bring it in, Harry!" Ya hadda be there.
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