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So... the Masters were run by two separate Baron Zemos at various points in their history. The Society was headed by two super-intelligent gorillas. Nazis vs. Gorillas. Advantage: Gorillas, especially if they're using their Force of Mind or Powerstone abilities.
At another point in their history, the Masters were organized by a figure calling himself the Crimson Cowl, who turned out to be... the Avengers butler, Jarvis, being manipulated by Ultron. The Society never had any evil butlers (the Outsider never answered his phone during their membership drives, apparently) but they did have arrogant, poncy nobody, the Monocle who had a well, laser beam monocle. Advantage: The Monocle, because Jarvis doesn't shoot lasers. He may polish them, but he does not fire them.
The Enchantress and the Executioner have been members of the Masters of Evil. If we pair Amora against the icy-hearted manipulator of men from the Society, Killer Frost, we can have the two of them send their enchanted love-slaves and mesmerized ice-thralls against one another until they run out of men. In the end, the victory will go to Amora because she cannot be defeated by a tiny ice giant. (I thought about putting her up against the Psycho-Pirate, who has a wider range of emotions to control, including Love, but ultimately Roger Hayden will be defeated by her Asgardian magicks, if not by her ability to control emotions. Either way, Amora wins.) Avantage: The Enchantress
The Executioner will fall in battle against Kalibak since Darkseid's son routinely trains against Steppenwulf whose weapon is also an axe and so can deal with such annoyances quite handily. Advantage: Kalibak.
Immortus vs. Darkseid? Advantage: Darkseid. Immortus has a wide range of time tricks he can employ against the Ruler of Apokolips, but at the end of the day, he's an historian and a dispassionate observer of events. Darkseid means business and does not engage unless he means to win. He has no liking for or tolerance of theoreticians or academicians. He plays a long game as well as Immortus does, but when the time comes to end the match, he is a closer and Immortus doesn't have the stuff for it anymore. Maybe when he was Kang, he'd have fought a little harder, but as Immortus? No. For all the resources at his command, he goes down in straight sets to the man with the plan and the ruthless will to carry it out.
The Radioactive Man vs. Sinestro? Advantage: Sinestro. Bright green glowing guys do not impress Sinestro. Klaw vs. the Rag Doll? The Rag Doll could wrap himself around Klaw's sonic blaster, effectively muffling it entirely and then club the guy over the head with his feet, thereby... Okay, no. Advantage: Klaw. C'mon, who did the Rag Doll think he was kidding anyway? Whirlwind vs. the Mist? Um, Advantage: Whirlwind. He just blows the competition away. I only hope the Mist can pull himself back together again afterwards.
The Beetle vs. Mantis? Advantage: Mantis. Moonstone vs. the Star Sapphire? Advantage: Star Sapphire. Because this one was French and is therefore just plain mean to blonde Americans. She will out-insult, out-fashion, and just plain out-match the hapless Moonstone. And if Moonstone gets in a lucky punch somehow, the Star Sapphire will sic a Zamaron army upon her. Pow! Star beats Moon.
Here's a good match: Hawkeye vs. the Paul Kirk Manhunter. Well, okay, technically just A Paul Kirk Manhunter, one of several. But as the good guy in amongst the bad guys, trying to tip their power towards good, both played a role at one time or another in the history of these two teams. Who wins in a knock-down-drag-out between the heroes? I want to give it to Manhunter who can match the Batman in a fight, but Hawkeye's trained with Captain America and routinely punches way above his weight class... I'm going to say Advantage: Hawkeye.
What does that give us so far...? Masters: 4; Secret Society: 8 I suppose we could keep going. Screaming Mimi vs. Brainwave? Advantage: Brainwave. Mimi is just annoying. Brainwave is a master level villain and telepath. Who else does the Masters have in waiting? The Melter, Black Knight, Fixer, Goliath... The team from the "Under Siege" story has significant hitting power (Mr. Hyde, the Wrecking Crew, Tiger Shark, Titania, the Absorbing Man, et al) but the SSOSV still has Black Adam, Bizarro, Blockbuster, Matter Master, Felix Faust, and the Reverse-Flash warming up in the bullpen. Most of those could conceivably take out a few over-powered brutes and lunkheads.
While the Masters undeniably beat the Avengers in "Under Siege," the SSOSV defeated a large portion of the JLA and JSA in JLA #195-197, making both teams nothing to sneeze at.
Ultimately, however, this is just a Marvel vs. DC competition and the Marvelites will always vote Marvel and the DC fans will vote DC. I'm a DC guy, so I'll vote with my team, but an actual all-out blow-out between these two organizations and their various iterations would make for an interesting contest. Even if the final results came out 50/50 by editorial fiat, it would still have been a fun series of issues.
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