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1) You complain about things that "wouldn't work", applying "real world" physics.
Not a problem for me. My science knowledge is some what limited. Seriously, I rarely go that route since I understand I'm reading fantasy.
(2) You fault a point in the latest issue because it contradicts something you read in an issue you bought new off the stands twenty years ago.
Twenty years ago I went through a continuty geek phase, but I grew out of it. Things change, no big deal.
(3) You refer to superhero costumes as being made of "Spandex".
Batman doe not wear SPANDEX!!!!!! Spandex to me is shiney. Shiney isn't very Superheroic. (Unless you're in armor or named Silver Surfer)
(4) When you are with your "civilian" friends, you make fun of superheroes whenever they do.
Wait, we're allowed to have civilian friends????
(5) You think superheroes saying "fuck" is "sophisticated".
Not a fan of the word in any context.
(6) You think the characters should be at least as old as you are, and some a lot older.
Once I was younger than Robin. Now I'm headed towards the Alfred/Gordon age group. I dont think Robin needs to join me. "Boy Wonder" for ever.
(7) You wonder about the sex lives of the characters.
Eh maybe once or twice around puberty, (sex on the brain don't you know)
(8) You wonder about the sex lives of the creators.
Never.
(9) You never worry when the hero is in a "death trap" because you know the company has to come out with another issue next month, and anyway you read spoilers about three issues beyond this one in WIZARD
Sure In the back of my mind I know the Superman will survive, but when I'm "in" the story nope.
(10) You just don't get it.
Oh I get it!!!! My wife just complains I'm spending too much to get it!
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