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Geoff Gibson
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you were the peacemaker

She means in the George Mitchell way, not the Charlton comics way.  That would be kind of scary.

(And Jodi's a good egg so thanks for that!)
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Why has no one discussed the real loser in the Palin selection?  The kid that knocked young Bristol up!  That poor fucker was just looking to get his rocks off and now his girlfriend is pregnant, he's getting married, the nation knows his boys can swim and his future mother-in-law can gut an Elk!  Man-o-Man.  It just like my own grandma used to say: sometimes you should just settle on the blowjob.

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Al Cook
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Your grandma was very wise.
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Geoff Gibson
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And surprisingly progressive!
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Remember, Todd -- if you stare into the crazy eyes long enough the crazy eyes stare back at you.

Or something like that . .

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I've had to settle for mastubating to memories of blowjobs past...
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Geoff Gibson
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I've had to settle for mastubating to memories of blowjobs past...

Thats what Bill Clinton would have said if Hillary won the White House, because no way was he getting out from under lock and key!

(sorry it was too easy  . . . .)



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Oh, ha ha!  Why, Scott - that's the first true and correct thing you've said!

I guess I am the asshole here.  Touche!
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I feel so sorry for the kid's father.

I imagine him looking at CNN announcing his pending nuptials and saying "first I've heard of it"
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 Geoff Gibson wrote:
Why has no one discussed the real loser in the Palin
selection? The kid that knocked young Bristol up!


 Brian Talley Posted: 03 September 2008 at 11:22pm wrote:
The boyfried of
Palin's daughter has a look on his face that seems to say "I just wanted to
get laid....not all this!"







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Geoff Gibson
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My apologies to the esteemed Mr. Talley!
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Did anyone on here see the boyfriends MySpace page before they took it down, omg it cracked me up, his heading was "Fuck ya, I'm a redneck" After all this, that poor kid won't know what hit him.

Geoff I like your grandma's pearls of wisdom. LOL

I've had to settle for mastubating to memories of blowjobs past...

Kevin you're like "Ebenezer Spooge" LOL

 

edited to add: Did I just go over the line?  LOL

I bet there is a porno out there somewhere with that title, if not there should be.LOL god I crack myself up. LOL



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