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Posted: 29 February 2024 at 2:19pm | IP Logged | 1 post reply

CANCER: Explore opportunities in publishing, the media or anything connected with medicine and the law as well as higher education…

Could it BE any more vague?

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Peter Hicks
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AIRES: The position of the stars and planets have nothing to do with your future.
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Peter Martin
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Gemini: You will be faced with a difficult decision, but you can rely on those close to you. Make a clear choice, resist the impulse to waver. A necessary expense could come up, creating a problem with money you have already spent. The situation can turn positive though. Given enough time, you will die.

Virgo: You must confront a tricky problem, but lean on those that you know have your back. Don't vacillate, and focus your energy on a solution. Profligate spending may come back to haunt you, especially when bills come due. Don't worry: an upturn may be around the corner. You will not live forever.

Aries: Beware the Zodiac, you will make a typo while mocking the stars.


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Worth noting, again, that due to the movement of the Sun around the galaxy, all the constellations are one over from where they were when all these magical rules were conceived. When I was born the moon was actually “in” Gemini ♊️, not Cancer ♋️.

And that’s without concerning ourselves with Ophiacus, a whole constellation left out by the ancients.

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Craig Earl
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I'm amazed that some people have such faith in astrology.

Dubious individuals have made fortunes by preaching absolute bunkum.

I bet they're Capricorns.
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Marc Foxx
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Being a Gemini, I'm of two minds about this...
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Rebecca Jansen
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I put more credence in the Chinese, I was born in a year of the sheep, and it totally fits because I do say "Bah!" a lot.
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Peter Martin
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 Craig wrote:
I bet they're Capricorns.

Ha!
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Mitch Denoyer
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When asked what sign I am, I reply, “The one that doesn’t believe in astrology.”
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Bill Collins
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I once read all the star signs for a particular day, and
they all could have applied to me because they were so
vague. Same thing with psychics/mediums contacting the
dead. If the dead really wanted to contact a loved one via
a medium, would they really do it with a game of charades?
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David Miller
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My favorite horoscope ever was in Spin magazine like one
hundred years ago.

 QUOTE:
LEO: You consider yourself a born leader. Others
think you are pushy. Most Leo people are bullies. You are
vain and dislike honest criticism. Your arrogance is
disgusting. Leo people are thieves.
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