Posted: 22 July 2009 at 11:17pm | IP Logged | 10
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If only Tom DeFalco had known. He wouldn't have had to do his "next generation" of Marvel heroes as a sideline imprint.
The heroes being created today, Skaar, Daken, Lyra, hell... Cable and X-Man even, all reflect their creators' awareness that the parent heroes have been around for a very, very long time. Long enough, surely, to be having kids of their own. Grown kids even. What's called for here is an array of second generation heroes who acknowledge this "reality" while still allowing editorial to keep the parents young, viable, & presumably "undamaged."
Try to see it from the modern creator's point of view: Marvel heroes are all old. Older now than DC's were back when Marvel was mocking them for being dusty old fogeys. The hip, up-and-comers have all aged, and the people writing them can't see them in any other way. Add up all the storylines that "must" have happened to bring the characters to where they are today. Allow for the amount of time all those stories would have to take. Y'see? These guys are pretty f*ckin' old, even if you ignore "real time." They should all have been having kids years ago! But they didn't and today's writers can see why... They're down with the plan. Don't mess too much with the product. They get it. But on the other hand, c'mon! These guys're old!!! Y'can't get around that!!!
Hell, they are ways to give them kids that don't age them, or at least not much. Raise the kid in an alternate timeline, bring them back fully grown. That plan worked for Cable, X-Man, and Franklin. It'll work for Lyra. How about fast-acting Miracle-Gro for Magic Babies? Bang! Skaar's aw-gwown-up-now, just like that! Haha! This is easy! Clones! Hellyeah! They can be grown to any age! Just set the dial to "hottie" and thereyahave'er! X-23, toasted to just a little past jailbait! Who's next? C'mon! Step up! Daken? Just like dear old Dad, the guy can be any age we want! Wolverine just kinda... forgot the kid existed. And for 50 years, this homicidal badass kept a low profile... 'Cause he's just that cool, y'dig?
And all of this just goes to show that what the writers, want is much, much better for the industry than keeping the characters as they were when they found them, years ago. Back when sales were higher.
Writing isn't something you do just with your head. You do it with your heart. With all of your heart if you do it right... And the hearts of today's writers have spoken clearly. Marvel's characters are old, old, old. They may as well start writing the next batch. The Lee-Kirby-Ditko bunch is played out...
It's a shame DeFalco couldn't get everyone to see it sooner. MC2 was simply a little ahead of it's time. And not by much at all, really.
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